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The World Domination Motorcar Corp

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About Us:

In all "Honesty" the World Domination MotorCar Corp is just the imaginary product of that rather unsavory character named Troy Donson.

All content as displayed, recorded, set forth herein and hereout is © Troy R Donson 2009

(Except for those portions which, for reasons unknown except to God T. Creator, The President, Congress and/or our Judicial system have been removed in contrary to the Constitution.)*

 

The website is his own rather infantile attempt at Satire and Parody of an industry that for over 32 YEARS (!!!) has provided him a terribly poor source of income...

DISCLAIMER

Please realise that all the names, places, times, dates of birth, IQs, social security numbers, immigrant status updates, etc come from the fertile imagination  of the author and are in no way based on anyone living, dead or hovering somewhere in between. No animals and only a few humans were harmed in the production of this website.

 

Dissing the DISCLAIMER

Good God!! If anyone reading this knows anything about me at all, you know that I am "not that swift in the head" and that the above "disclaimer" means pretty much nothing at all. Honestly it is only included to disway the "marauding lawyer-types" that get off on restraining orders and filing lawsuits because they don't feel like doing anything honest for a living. So if you find yourself or anyone that might even remotely resemble you here, it's because you deserve to be heartlessly ridiculed for your own Faux Pas (if I can speak a little Portaguese at ya...)

 

Disavowing any knowledge of anything

I hearby state, for the record, that I can neither confirm nor deny having any knowledge of anything having to do with anything.

 

At all.

 

Ever!!!

 

Amen

 

That is all.

 

Move along. Nothing to see here, folks. That's right - keep moving...